Wednesday 21 August 2013

UNPLESANT SURPRISES





Honestly speaking, I still wonder why they call it “unpleasant surprise” when it is what u should expect, in fact I am even more surprise if u don’t find the “unpleasant surprise” in a public toilet.
I know some people might see the post as offensive but I'm sick of seeing other people's leftover shit! I avoid public restrooms as much as possible, most times if not at all times they are just too dirty and nasty and if I have to go so bad? (Rolling eyes)
I had to “go” really bad one day without other options I entered a restroom in my school, Holy God! It looked like a crime scene! Blood, tampons, toilet paper etc! Women can say what they want about men being nasty bastards but damn!
Honestly, how hard is it to push the little lever after you've finished dropping off 'your load'? I think that is the most disgusting thing ever. To walk into a public restroom and discover the 'shit fairy' has left a little present”. I was forced to ask myself “what problem is it with people? But never seem to get an answer. Do they leave shit and urine to fester in their own homes?
Is it that they want to leave their trophy down there for everyone to see? I hate it so much when I see people doing that, very selfish! Disgusting!
Whenever I go to the girls’ bathroom there's always pieces of “shit” or any other thing you can think of floating there. Why can't people just flush it? It is really gross. Also I've had bad experiences with closed lids. I avoid going to the ones with the lids closed.
I always wonder when I see notice reminding people to flush toilet, do anybody remind you to swallow after chewing your food?
This reminds me of an incidence that happened between I and a friend in “the ladies”. I won’t mention her name, many people know us to be close. After taking a pee she cleaned up, came out and I was to go after her. I asked her why she didn’t flush and she gave me a very irritating answer.
“Abeg girlfriend no vex, I forget say I never flush” she replied in Pidgin English
I was forced to ask her “did you clean up?”
“Haba, yes nah”
“Why didn’t you forget to clean up?” I fired back in anger.
“O girl abeg, no be piss I piss, abi you see shit there?” she replied me and it got me more angry I had to make her flush the toilet, even though it wasn’t easy getting her to do that.
Also, it kills me when people dribble on the toilet seat and don't bother to wipe it. "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
Some people don't want to touch the repulsive knob in public restrooms that numerous people touch after using the toilet so they claim to use their foot. FOOT for God sake!
In Betty’s words “I don't like touching the toilet flush lever since I don't know where people’s hands have been. But I usually just use my foot to kick it so it flushes. That is why I don’t give or accept some people’s handshake” she said laughing out loud.
And to the next toilet etiquette people don’t observe. Why don't some people wash their hands when they are done? They just walk out! If it is that hard of a task to push down the lever so no one has to see your poo and urine what about washing your own hands?